I'm Bill Fluffy and I enjoy Doctor Who, Video Games, and Sugar, Spice, Everything nice with a little chemical X.
OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE
How did you know his middle name? He never tells anyone, he hates it.
my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable
Just little Hanni and little Will on a little career talk.
- Me: If you are wearing short sleeves, check your cubby for a light jacket before we head out to recess.
- Me: Z, do you have a light jacket?
- Z: No, Miss H. My jacket is red. Dark red.
Epigraphs from Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events as tweets