25 7 / 2014

"my neck is 3 degrees colder than the rest of my body"

me right before I put on a scarf, every time (via officialunitedstates)

25 7 / 2014

officialunitedstates:

 a man walks into a bar exam.  he is incredibly unprepared and fails to get his law degree

24 7 / 2014

officialunitedstates:

 a man walks into a bar exam.  he is incredibly unprepared and fails to get his law degree

24 7 / 2014

24 7 / 2014

deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

(Source: al-grave, via bandpun)

24 7 / 2014

(Source: fatalwetdream, via doomedteen)

24 7 / 2014

24 7 / 2014

officialunitedstates:

remember that time I joked that I knew english, australian, canadian, and irish and a bunch of irish people started sending me scary sounding archaic half-english words and thats how I found out irish was actually a language

24 7 / 2014

giraffesonparade:

Continue the lyrics:
"La Da Dada Da Da"
(you got like three options here MWUAHAHAH! Spine’s like… i wanna say… this one buuut it could be that one.)
Send an Ask or reblog!
Photo Trekkie Beth

giraffesonparade:

Continue the lyrics:

"La Da Dada Da Da"

(you got like three options here MWUAHAHAH! Spine’s like… i wanna say… this one buuut it could be that one.)

Send an Ask or reblog!

Photo Trekkie Beth

(via casstolethetardisfrom221b)

24 7 / 2014

justincognegro:

raven’s face. lol

(via jackhoward)

24 7 / 2014

bestnatesmithever:

hahaha son this bread is huge

bestnatesmithever:

hahaha son this bread is huge

(Source: two-fisted-dynamo, via elliegalaxies)

24 7 / 2014

rubee:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

you know what else hurts?????????? getting abused for being a ‘bad person’ because you didnt want to date somebody that you werent interested in

(via to-be-a-djinn-is-a-sin)

24 7 / 2014

24 7 / 2014

jackhoward:

irishwolfling:

unclefather:

What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

got it down to the pinky

jackhoward:

irishwolfling:

unclefather:

What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

got it down to the pinky

(Source: oprahpinky)

24 7 / 2014

niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H

(Source: kegelgod, via yourtits-calmthem)